I not dumb

Just so you know, I know that a certain film was shot in Oregon, not in the town of Forks... see, I sat till the very end and saw the nice blurb in the film credits to the great and cooperative people in the Portland area. I pays attention. But I'm also not above taking a muddy little road trip to do some sight-seeing, even if that means I'm just looking at over-sized rhododendrons and moss-covered rocks. And don't think for a minute that you're getting out of going with. I have a spanking good suv to use for the week. We can get up to all sorts of shenanigans. And I checked. Amex will advance bail money. I'm bringing extra Xanax, 'cuz you'll prolly need it. I drive like a bat out of hell. (Ask Melly... she put that nice little button up for me. Apparently I'm a very scary monster.) *snark*